- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Albert your flies undone.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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