- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

If you just read this, You're dead.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Double-whammy

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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