- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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