- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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