What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Tony Romo

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Cripples are lame.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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