- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Eric is gay Ha

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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