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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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