what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Urban ghettos

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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