- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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