- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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