how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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The New York Giants

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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