jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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I'm homeless.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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