What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

123 f*ck off

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Sam Hengal.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A Chinese man fails a math test

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Tunechi

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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