Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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your life

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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