- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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