- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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