- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What is better than tissues? Correct!

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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