- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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