Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

How come grilled cheese?

smell the vitamin C

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

360 NO SCOPE

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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