- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

civil rights

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

you see theres this guy.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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