Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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