- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

bite me

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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