- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KATE WAS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??