- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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