- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

. . I am a whale

Men's rights

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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