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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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