- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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