- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Indians

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??