Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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