- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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