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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

PENIS that is all

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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