- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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