- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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