A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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