- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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