- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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