We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Women's rights.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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