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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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