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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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