How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Gus's mom

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

penis. nuff said.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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