- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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