- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Drew Knowles is gay

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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