One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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I am a mime

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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