- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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