- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

call me maybe.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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