Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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