- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Knock knock.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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