The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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