- Anti Joke

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car