Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Grace Ackerson

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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