A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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school homewrok

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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