How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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