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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

white or wheat? wheat please.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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