Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Apple hates Blackberry.

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