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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

ever tried african food? they neither

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

I'm rick james bitch

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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