- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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