What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Obama = ebola

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

360 NO SCOPE

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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