- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

I'm rick james bitch

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How you know when dislextic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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