Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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