- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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