- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

I dont have a girlfriend

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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