ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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