- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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