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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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