- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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