- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

i like turtles

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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