What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Anti Joke

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