- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A pope meets another one

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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