Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Male leadership.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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PICKLES

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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