- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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