Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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America

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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