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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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