What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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