Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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