What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

HEY!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

I'm hungry.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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