- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

My spelling is horrible

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

I'm homeless.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A lot eh?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

what are you mike bibby?

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