- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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