Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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