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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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