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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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