- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

I C U P White stuff

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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