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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

FOX News: Fair and balanced

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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