- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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