- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

i'm hard

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

roses are red poo is poo

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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