- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

how do you call someone? use a phone

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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