A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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women's rights.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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