- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

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