- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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