What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Cliterus

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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