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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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