- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

I am a mime

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why did you poop because you are a poop

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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