- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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