- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Golf.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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