- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ever tried african food? they neither

asians have slitted eyes lol

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How you know when dislextic

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

America

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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