- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

asians have slitted eyes lol

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

How you know when dislextic

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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