- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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