- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

i saw amango it splootered

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A man walks into a bar

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Gordon Brown smiles.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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