rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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