- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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