What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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