What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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