- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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