- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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