whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Anti Joke

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