- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

The child was fired from his job.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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