Anti Jokes = Drained

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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