- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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