How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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A man died.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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