What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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