- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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