sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

An Asian with a big dick.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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