- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

all these jokes are horrible now

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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