- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Happy Monday!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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