- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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