What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

My jeans

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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