Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Women's professional sports

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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