- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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