what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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autistic kids rock

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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