- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

A guy walks into a bar

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

A man goes to the potty.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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