Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What's 9+10? 19

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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