Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Equal rights!

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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