- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

whats green and lives in the water

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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