Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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A lot eh?

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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