- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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