Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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