- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why do fat people commit suicide

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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