why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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