What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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