- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

I'm homeless.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Grace Ackerson

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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