Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Im taking a shit right now.

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