- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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