why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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