What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

here's a joke... the american education society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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