- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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