- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

batman farted so hes retarded

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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