How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

here's a joke... the american education society

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

I wrote a funny joke.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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