- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Knock Knock No solicitors

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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