There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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deez nuts

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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