Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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