- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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