How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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cory is gay

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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