Grace Ackerson

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Women's Soccer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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