- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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