- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Jovan

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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