- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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