- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Cancer

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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