- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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