- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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