- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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