- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is white and black and red all over.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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