- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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