- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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