Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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