A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

I asked her where you were.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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