How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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