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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Death by kayak

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's better than a stick? A stone

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Andoni was here

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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