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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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