What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Justin beiber comment if u get it

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Gay rights.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Women's Rights.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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