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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What does two plus two equal? 4

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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