- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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