- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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