Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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