Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Error 37.

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i hate non minorities!

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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