what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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