- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Jesus Christ

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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