Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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