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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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