Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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An anti-joke

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Indians

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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like if your cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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