Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Anti Joke

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