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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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