- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Death by kayak

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Andoni was here

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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