Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Robin, get in the car!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Communism hehe xd

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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