- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A miserable man committed suicide.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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