- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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