Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

knock knock who's there? hope

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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