Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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