- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Barack Obama is a good president.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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