Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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