- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

knock knock come in !

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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