2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Knock Knock. Doors open

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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