Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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