- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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