- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

LO AND BEHOLD!

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Justin Bieber

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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