What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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