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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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