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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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