- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Boxing on Boxing Day

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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