- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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