A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Gay rights.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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