Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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